Junior Back from Hiatus, Part 2

I don't even know what to write about. So many things has happened while jhen was out conquering the Asian world.

It's funny...she spent 3 years (umm… 2 years, Junior) in china and came back still speaking Spanish. I would've thought yun (YOON!), Jenkin aka uncle, or....the other...girl (can’t believe he forgot my homie, Yingsan’s name) would have taught her some things but nope. Nada.

The Chinese probably looked at her as someone who played for the WNBA. Mind you, for those who really know jhen...she's...not really that athletic. I think she used to play volleyball. Back in 19...90........SO jhen is back in the states. Living with her mom, Luis, Kenny, and myself. In a 2 1/2 bedroom apt.

She spends most...excuse me...ALL of her day in the living room/dining room. On her laptop searching for jobs. Checking out her Facebook. And Googling why Ryan gosling has a jersey accent in the movie "crazy stupid love"(Hey, I was curious and we were watching the movie!). Oh, and also drinking nothing but caffesito cause that's all Luis drinks all day long.

As most of you know, I have lived with jhen numerous times in the past. And throughout that time i have slept on the sofa. NOW that jhen is staying with US, she STILL gets a room and I'm yet again sleeping on the sofa...there are just somethings I will never understand (Hello. I am older!). One thing I did miss though is how jhen leaves a trail of her missing hair all..over..the..apt. if she were to be kidnapped...you'd know how to find her.

Mireya has become a neat freak. Something jhen hasn't witnessed first hand yet like the rest of us. Mireya is a housekeeper out in long island. She cleans. That's what housekeepers do. You come home and you relax.....not..for..Mireya. she is like a machine. A terminator..of dust and stove greese. When she Comes home From work, she lays down her bags, changes into comfortable clothes. Checks the bills and then goes off to cleaning the entire apt because to her "esta sucio ". Luis believes its menopause. Kenny locks himself in his room. And I...I...blame Kenny. No I'm kidding. I leave to my girlfriends house as quick as possible. Nobody wants to be there when she's there. Luis even pretends to sleep all day cause that's his only escape route.

And the worst part about it all is the grandchildren. Fonz's kids cause Elias can't tell yet how scary grandma is. Damian Maddy and kayden are afraid of grandma mireya. I remember Xmas eve Tracy was sitting next to Maddy. She reached over to get more food when oops she knocked over maddies drink all over the chair and the carpet. The reaction On tracy's face was priceless! You could read it too. Through the look in her eyes she was saying "I'm fuckin dead. Fonz let's get outta here before she finds out "

I look over at Maddy and she was crying! Not because her mommy knocked her drink over or because she was thirsty. No it was because grandma was gonna eat her with her crooked teeth. She knew what could've happened if grandma found out but she was lucky. They scattered off from the dining table before Mireya even scouting around. They were safe.