Hell Yeah... Junior is back from vacation....

Florida 1st Day

FYI-- in case you can't figure it out.. "Killa" is my step- father's miserable girlfriend.

So here's the Florida 1st day details...

We got there like 9 20am. I spot my pops with this grin and his nasty ass ponytail trying to get that Steven siegal look again. It ain't happenin. So I look right. Far right. And there's killer, just getting up from her seat. I'm like I knew u were here u bitch. Ugly bitch like that with crispy ass hair wearing a fuckin gigantoid hairpin can't hide from me. Anyway, we go to the car and of course I already know she ain't givin up the front seat.

Anywho, luis is driving and he asks if we're hungry we say fuck yea he says ok do u guys wanna go to burger king?.............honestly, accidently I spoke out loud and said FUCK NO. I didn't hop on a plane watchin it go up 50,000ft, goin through clouds, and landing to go to burger king c'mon. So we went to denny's. It was ok. I just couldn't take killers tantrums. "omg where are our napkins. No utensils still? We've been here for 2 mins what's taking so long." just because there's mexicans cooking ur breakfast doesn't mean they're all speedy gonzales bitch.

We get to grandma's, everybodys excited (everybody meaning grandma and grandpa). Lazaro's crazy ass wasn't there. Supposedly his alarm went off knowing killer was coming and the nigga bounced. So we all know wat comes next. Grandma's food.......fuckin bangin. I must of been droolin since the second I walked in that kitchen of heaven and lifted the lid off the pot till I got to the hotel.
So luis caitlin and myself go to the smokers cage, light up our stogeys and just start bullshittin away....NOT even 1 minute passed Jen and who comes a knockin? Can u guess?.....ding ding ding ur right freddy fuckin krueger. She comes through cause she just has to know wat we're talkin about. I wanted to slip Mireya in the convo I wanted to so bad Jen u don't know. I was laughing so much deep inside just picturing how crispy cream over here was gonna react. But I was nice so I didn't. 5 mins later "luis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tenemos que hacer compras vamonos." like wat do u really have to go shopping for at 11 30 in the morning? The only 2 people that get up at the ass crack of dawn to start cooking breakfast lunch and dinner all at the same time r grandma and juan. So they leave, caitlin knocks out on lazaro's bed and I'm there talkin to grandma and grandpa bout the kids n shit. Lazaro comes through jumps in the shower, changes and tells me to go to the
market with him. We hopped in the car of course and went. Nothing is walking distance over there. I must of seen about 7 people walking the whole week. Lazaro was in dying need of his breadsticks. When we get there everytime he passed a woman this is wat he said:

"Co ÑO"
"hay mamacita"
"te quiero"
"I love joo"
"I wanna marry joo"

We get the breadsticks, and start heading back. So I mumble that it's hot and that I'm bout to jump in the pool when I get back but I remembered my luggage was in luis' car. Lazaro says "bueno vamonos para ya para que te enseñe que esa come mierda no hico ningúnas compras. Before u know it BOOM there's his van parked in front of their crib. Unfreakin believable. So luis comes out takes my bag out and tells me that in like 10mins he was gonna head back to grandma's...yea riiiiiiight. I say bye see u later, as I look up at their balcony there's fuckin hellraiser makin sure luis ain't goin nowhere.
Went back jumped in the pool, caitlin got burnt ha ha, back to grandma's ate one more time, shot out to the hotel and knocked the fuck out....



6 more days of funny ass shit coming your way. Believe it.