Gimme Ma Meat Bitches

JR: Yo wat is up with all this rain???I hate this shit. I'm coming to work in jeans and a sweater.....in June?
Wat the hell.
It's global warming biOtches!!!!!

Anyway, after work I met up with Paul ,went to the gym, then went to ma's. But ofcourse minutes later we were blessed by Mireya's presence. "haloooo soy yoya!!" she spots me and gets overly excited like I went away for months. "hayyy mi hijito esta aqui hahaaaa...dame un beso"

Now Jen, this grosses me out.....cuz when ma hugs me it doesn't feel like she's really "hugging" me, u know? I feel like i'm being molested. Caressing me wit her nasty ass hands n shit....kissing me gently, like get off me I ain't spicy like juan.

So we go in the kitchen to smoke a stoge, and she offers me some soup with some meat, potatoes, and yuca. Now ofcourse I tell her a little and she gives me a shit load because she's on a diet. Una dieta. So she's giving me broth potatoes and yuca but no meat. Where the hells the meat. She's lookin she's lookin n nothing. Now she's mad "que hijueputas, no me dieron mi carne. Ahora tengo que reclamar" I ask her where did u buy it? Is it far? No mijito aqui en cositas ricas. I'm like wat the hell it's up the block go get your meat...."no ya no para que estoy cansada,comatelo haci y ya" I'm like damn don't b mad at me.

So Paul n Karen walk in to eat as well they made their rice with an egg "comida de los pobres" as they call it. So ma loses her appetite goes by the window lights a stogey and tells Karen comate la sopa porque ya no quiero. Then you see paul's fat ass hands grab that shit like it's fuckin mondongo and justs starts pourin a bowl. He's pourin slowly so he won't spill using a spoon as well, then before u know it,fuckin biggity bam a whole chunk of fuckin meat lands, splashin shit on the table

And Paul like the starvin overwieght fucker that he is, dogs it in one bite leaving the rest of us...with no meat.