Mom's a diesel beyotch when it comes to her baby

Jr: So I forgot to mention, I saw ma last night. Well let's just say I was tricked. Karen...ur sister, calls me and tells come hang cuz I cooked. So I'm like ok. I just hung out cuz I ate chino cochinos already. So as I walk in there's mireya staring dead at me. And ofcourse I wasn't prepared so instead of jumping for joy like she probably expected, I said "oye y que tu haces aquí chica"?. So as we all know ma says ""como que, que hago aquí. Este mi casa carajo. No tengo derecho estar aquí ah? Nadie me quiere." so i say "ah no con~o si vas a comenzar con esa mielda yo me voy". So ma laughs and says "dame un beso mi chichito lindo"..................so I give her a kiss. Anyway, ma goes to the room with Karen and I follow bout 2 mins later. As I stand by mireya listening to their conversation she turns over to me gently grabs my hands and says "habrasame" and i say (while I'm trying to get rid of her monstrous grip on my hands)" no get outta here". She grabsmy hands tighter and pulls me closer and says "habrasame chucha que yo soy tu madre que te parió".......................so i hug her. What I want to know is where the fuck does she get her freakish strength from.

Jhen: She has strength????? Since when?

Jr: Jenny please no te hagas. Wat did u think?

Jhen: How would she have freakish strength??? Seriously.
So she was home? Why? So she tricked you in to going to see her? Because she missed you so much?? She is so bizarre


Jr: No Jen. She didn't trick me. Ur sister did. She failed to mention to me that mireya was there.

Jhen: I think she did because mireya asked her to…..


Jr: Well it shows I can't trust her. Buck it. Anyway did you figure out what to do Saturday?

Jhen: You are just now realizing you cant trust her!??!!!
Have you been living under a rock??!

Jr: Oh I'm sorry when the hell did you know she's not to be trusted? And apparently I am living under a rock but that's because you put me there.

Jhen: And if I put you under a rock it was to protect you from harm. Because… I love you.


Needless to say, there wasn't a response to my last post.