Saturday, July 21, 2012

sunday...fun day?

Sunday, a day off and nothing to do. I must've gotten home from work at about 9:30 that morning. I didn't know the kids were there but it was nice that they slept over. I've realized they're all super sweet and nice when they first wake up. All hugs from each. Well...more like they put their heads on my belly and I have to hug them. Their arms never go around. But still nice.

Damian was surprisingly sweet. To me anyway. For the first time I actually got to spend some time with my super powered nephew/godson. We were playing a baseball game on the ps3. Killing time cause there wasn't anything else to do. The girls were getting ready cause jhen was gonna take them to the city. When Dmac finally beat me, I decided to go take a shower so I can get some rest cause I worked the night before.

After the shower, I went straight to jhens bed (its actually my bed. But jhen coincidentally made it back to NY the same day my furniture came in....how is that possible? Quien le dijo? ). I hung my towel on the hook that's behind my bedroom closet. I don't normally put it there, she does, but since jhen went away for her and mikes birthday celebration, then over to Cali, and then to the canyon grand, which btw I told her to take the helicopter ride, I took advantage and used the hook.

So as jhen went to grab "my" towel, she felt it wet and then shouted at me asking if I just used "HER" towel. I said no! That's MY towel, and started to gag. Shit was nasty. I literally tried to close my eyes and hope it was all just a nightmare. But with the tears coming down my face, I knew it wasn't. Jhen and I were going back and forth at each other saying how its not yours its mine. APPARENTLY! When jhen came back there was NO towel hanging there. Probably because my mother entered my room (possibly looking for loose change) ended up seeing a towel there and assumed it was dirty and put it in the hamper.

Jhen must've picked out a similar green and white towel cause that's what I had also used. With all the gagging and shouting coming from the both of us. My father was in the next room and decided to come over and ask what was going on. With my hands covering my eyes cause at this point I couldn't look at jhen. I told my father "nada viejo, solamente que yo me seque la cara con las nalgas de Yenny! ". It was a complete disaster. I don't know how long I've been using jhens ass to dry myself off, but I don't want to know. I shut my eyes and went to sleep.

When I woke up the girls were gone. Damian was in Kenny's room still playing. I felt bad that he was left alone so I hung out with him. I needed to step out to the bank so I asked him if he wanted to come with me and then after I'll take him to the park. He said ok. As I'm waiting for Damian to get ready, he goes and gets his sneakers. Pulls out his socks from inside and puts them on. Now this is where I got stuck. #1- he had on shin high socks which looked like he tried to get them to his knee caps. #2- I couldn't figure out what color they were supposed to be because they were white around, and grey at the bottom which reached to his ankles. Were they dirty!? Has he caught on to fonz's legacy of reusing socks if they don't Smell bad? I didn't know. And finally #3- his sneakers were black on the top. Orange on the bottom. His shorts were grey. And he had on a baby blue shirt. Did fonz dress him? I was so confused.


As I finished making my deposit. I told Damian, let's take a walk to the park. He said he just wanted to walk around. I said ok, that's cool. When we got to the corner he wanted to make a right. I said ok. And I asked him where do you want to walk to? "Just around" he said. When we got to the corner he ends up making another right. Now I didn't catch on right away but I got the distinct feeling that this slick son of a bitch just wanted to take me around the fucking block. So I asked him. "Damian, did you really want to walk around or just around the block!? " he says "I don't know! " sucking his teeth as if he was confused. So i asked again "what do you want to do? " he took a long pause and When I looked up, We were already in front of the house...

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